AIDS

FACT ALERT: You have AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome / Anally Injected Death Sentence

Also known as "teh HIV" or "teh GRIDS", it is the funniest possible disease. (Provided you don't have it.) In rare cases it can be transmitted through oral sex.

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AIDS in Music

The following are the lyrics to "Anally Inflicted Death Sentence" from MOD

You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliest of all people

It's time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.

That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom

How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running ramped in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway

Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
A manly man
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men