Crack

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a typical crack enthusiast.

Crack, so-called because it is commonly stored in one's asscrack, is a smokable form of cocaine made which looks like a rock. It delivers the same effects as cocaine but the effects are stronger and shorter lasting. Crack is basically cocaine for niggers. Paris Hilton does not do crack, as it is not a drug for the rich and beautiful. Whitney Houston, famous drug user, says that crack "is for poor people."

It was first created and distributed in the early 1980s by Whitey, and the CIA through clandestine operation with the sole purpose of keeping The Black Man down. Ever since then, people of all races and classes have taken part in enjoying this delectable high.

Crack is popular amongst whores because of how cheap it is. That's logically why they're called crack whores.

You may occasionally encounter the sort of khaki-wearing, Conan-watching fuckwit who still considers the phrase "on crack" to be hilarious. E.g., "She's running around like a rabbit... ON CRACK!!!" This is grounds for a violent permaban from your flist. It is also considered grounds for justifiable homicide in Alabame as well as Louisianne.

When the rock is heated, this water boils, making a crackling sound (hence the onomatopoeic "crack"). Baking soda is now most often used as a base rather than ammonia for reasons of lowered stench and toxicity; however, any weak base can be used to make crack cocaine. Strong bases, such as sodium hydroxide, tend to hydrolyze some of the cocaine into non-psychoactive ecgonine.

Crack cocaine was extremely popular in the mid- and late 1980s in a period known as the crack epidemic, especially in inner cities, though its popularity declined through the 1990s in the United States. There were major anti-drug campaigns launched in the U.S. to try to cull its popularity, the most popular being a series of ads featuring the slogan "The Thrill Can Kill".


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