Databeast

The Rodney Dangerfield of 303. Gets no respect, but then deserves none either. Surprisingly for a guy who likes Dongs so much, rarely shows up to 303 stuff because he's a pussy, and moved to Boston.

Also, he's English, but lacks the redeeming quality of that nation, of actually being funny.

Databeast facts:

1. Has a hard time keeping track of his Boxer_shorts
2. Evidence on file of his Gayness was sealed for English National Security.
3. Is a Goth, so is likely a carrier of Herpes too.
4. Codes in Python and CSharp (see #2).
5. Was 'big in Europe' in the 90's and 'Ok in small doses' today.
6. Rusts if immersed in water.