Douchebag
From 303dia
A Douchebag, also known as a Chad, a Bro or a Frat Guy, is a male, age 18-24, often seen around colleges in the United States of America. Known for their complete lack of taste in anything and penchant for rape.
The final stage of gay denial. These guys shower together, they slap each other on the ass, they fall asleep next to each other after all night drinking and talking about how much they love each other.
Douchebags who can't afford college because they're poor are usually Wiggers. True.
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Douchebag Clothes
- baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim
- baseball caps worn sideways or backwards
- visors, especially if worn upside-down, backwards, or a savory combination of the two
- anything by Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Anchor Blue or Hollister
- crocs
- Sandals with socks
- pink shirts, either polos or t-shirts
- polo shirts with popped collars
- Pooka shell and/or hemp necklaces
- Livestrong bracelets
Douchebag Videogames
Pretty much anything that's on Xbox 360 but especially:
- Halo
- Halo 2
- Halo 3
- Madden
Douchebag Music
- The Dave Matthews Band (Jamband music for Republicans)
- Jack Johnson
- John Mayer
- The Fray
- 311
- False Metal
Douchebag Movies/TV Shows
- Family Guy
- Scarface
- Girls Gone Wild
Douchebag Hobbies
- Rape (both Date and Bro varieties)
- Keg stands
- Failing classes
- Frisbee golf
- Ultimate frisbee
- Reading Maxim, Stuff, and FHM
- Tribal tattoos
- Young Republicans Club
Douchebag "Beers"
- Natty Ice
- Highlife
- Icehouse
- Killian's
- Coors
- MGD
- Anything that's "light" or "lite"
- Anything that's $6 for a 24pack
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Advance Stage Douchebagitis
AKA The "Toolbag"
