Grouphug

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Grouphug is where people tell facts about their life under the veil of anonymity. It used to be somewhat overrun by Limeys (resulting in lots of spellings like "humour", "realise" and "fucking colonies") but the sheer uncontrollable urge to tell people henious shit you did has now made it rather global indeed. You can always be sure to find yourself peering into the darkest bits of humanity's sphincter with grouphug. Examples:

  [#498112717] i tried to rape another boy in junior high because i thought he was 
               gay and i thought that's the only way that gay people had sex 
What grouphug.us purports itself to be
What grouphug.us actually is

At some point, Jesta discovered Grouphug and it was like Mozart being handed a piano, or Bob Barker being handed a microphone, or Jenna Jameson being handed a cock. Within moments, it was as if they'd always been together. While hanging out in #303, you can be assured that hardly a few moments will pass before you are given another great example of the wonders of Grouphug, courtesy of Mr. Jesta.

  [#675222773] sometimes wish that i could be a wolf or a dog just so i could be
               able to lick my partners' genitals in public without being arrested...
               i'm gay, but i'd go bi if i could do that. i also worry that this 
               desire to be like a dog could lead to bestiality like jeffrey dahmer's
               repressed homosexuality supposedly led him to murder and rape little boys.
               i don't want to fuck dogs. i want to be one.

Relevant Pick-up Line

Baby, you're like grouphug. I'd say anything to get on you.

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