Jorts
A combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire that are jean shorts.
Worn mostly by wiggers, queers, children, douchebags, NASCAR afficianados and men over 40.
The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls.
The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
