Wigger
Wiggers (alternatively spelled wigga or whigger or whigga or wegro) are negroes with smaller cocks. Oh, and they're white.
The term is a portmanteau combining the words white and nigger, and it has been used in a derogatory manner. The term wigger is generally used to describe a young, white mimicker of certain affectations of hip hop and thug culture. The word is considered offensive by some because of its similarity to nigger, and because it reflects stereotypical notions about urban blacks.
The most common case of Racial Identity disorder (which stands of RID which we would all like to be of them), often an individual suffering from this tragedy will have lost all sense of the fact that they are in fact white, and cannot rap. They also lose any ability to dress in clothing that actually fits. Males with this disorder often believe that their oversized clothing makes them look more threatening and more aggressive, when in all fact everyone is just laughing at them. Females, (more commonly reffered to as ho's) believe that by wearing "shorts" that dont quite cover their ass and "shirts" that barely cover their breasts, chewing oversized wads of bubble gum, and idiotically shaking their asses will attract males at the drop of a hat.
Acording to a recent non-existant survey around 70-80% of people suffering from the disorder are male, but females to can be wiggers.
Wiggers are Douchebags who couldn't afford college.
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Other types of Racial Identity Disorders
- Bliggers: Affects people who are actually black yet are made honorary Wiggers for being *catastrophically un-hip
- Jiggers: Affects Japanese
- Chiggers: Affects Chinese/South East Asians/Mongolians
- Whangstas: Affects the Mentally Retarded
- Tiggers: Affects tigers, they say they are black with orange stripes. Don't have any rhythm but like bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncing anyway.
- Plastic Surgery: Affects Michael Jackson, possibly the complete opposite of a wigger.
- Just plain idiots: Anyone who is not of the above mentioned, is not black, and who's race has not been specified.
In short, trying to sound like you just came out of "da hood" when you really just came out of a Bob Dylan concert, qualifies you for this disorder. Seek out Fashion and mental help immediately if you notice any of these signs.
Different name, Different race
- Cilla Black: white women used to be Cilla White then Cilla Black on Black and White TV later colored TV, old singer, presenter.
- Jack Black: white male actor and singer in "Tenacious D" not black either.
- Frank Black: also white. Lead whiner of the Pixies.
- Clint Black: pretty goddamn white, he sings fucking country music
- Barry White: Not white but fat black male singer/walrus.
- Frank White: Biggie Smalls' alias. Not white.
- Macy Gray: not grey or white, black female singer/croaker.
- Pink Floyd: none of the members were, strictly speaking, Pink. They were all white.
- Marvin Gaye: Not Gay at all.
False Rumours
- Wiggers do NOT wear wigs. That's right. You won't find a wigger wearing a wig.
- Wiggers do NOT have hoods, (specially not the kind to cover their heads).
- Wiggers do NOT have hand disorders whereby their middle and ringfinger are wrapped round one another like me and your mom in a sleeping bag.
- There is NO such sport as "Wigging" whereby you take a white guy who is pretending to be a white guy and you fight duels with your mates using these people as swords.
See Also
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